BECAUSE I SAID SO.

I can. not. wait for the weekend. I’m a little relieved the first week is over, but full time for the next three weeks? Not looking forward to it. I’ve also been struggling with a few things. Three of the most important things, but you know “shit happens”. To add insult to injury, apparently I’m the one to blame. 

A big fuck you to you faggot.

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

(Source: shadzu, via getoutofmyheadandintomybed)